5 Things You Should Know About Jenn

She started it…

1. Jenn is short.
I mean, like tiny. Seriously.
I’m not complaining, in fact I think it’s awesome. The first time I lifted her up, her exact words were, “So this is what it’s like up here!” 

2. She is the ultimate nerd.
I don’t know what it is, but nowadays every girl is claiming some sort of geek cred. Jenn’s the real deal, though. How many girls can you  think of that a) rock guitar hero (in heels, no less); b) love them some pocky – Green tea, please; and c) (This one is important) KNOW WHO TROGDOR IS

3. She knows the deadly ways of the Koala.
Pop quiz. Name the similarities between Jenn and a Koala bear. Stumped?
Well, they’re both tiny and cute, and if you let your guard down, BAM! You’ll have either wrapped around you in a giant, hug-like embrace.
The difference? Jenn’s hugging you, while the Koala is injecting you with it’s spawn, to burst out of your chest at a later date. True story. 

4. Get between Jenn and BBQ’d meat, and you’ll lose a limb.
‘Nuff said.

5. She might just be able to drink you under the table.
I’ve yet to test out this theory, but she’s claiming this.
Science dictates that I experiment.