Brandon, you may want to take into consideration that I’m only 5 feet tall so Monty is not actually enormous. Just enormous in comparison to someone my height.

I would like to see a photo of this said dog Mr. Brandon of Burritos and Mojitos (mmmmm…) We can compare pets and hold contests. Amanda’s dog, Milo, can play too. We can have events such as “Most food eaten in a minute”, “Most fur brushed” (Monty will win that for sure), “Longest amount of time alive floating in cold water” …you know, the typical contests for small animals.